Without a doubt, you're all I dream about.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Me: I should do math.
Me: Holy god look at these problems
Me: The army doesnt need guns
Me: They need algebra textbooks
Army: WE WILL MAKE YOU MULTIPLY FRACTIONS
Enemy: SWEET JESUS WE SURRENDER

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robburgundy:

asiansdoingweirdthings:

if you’ve never listened to the civil wars I highly recommend you do

I’ve heard enough

amixedreality:

ladyofmischief:

katoby:

lucifersbutt:

if an opinion falls in the forest and there’s no one around to hear it does tumblr still get offended by it

yes

yes

I had a cousin fall and die in the forest you insensitive fuck

dancingthe5k:

There should be like a hidden store in the mall with band merchandise you can buy without having to have a credit card or pay the shipping. But the catch is you have to pass a trivia test about that band, so all the posers can be stopped.